Riddle: How Many CNN Reporters Does It Take to Write a One-Page Article On Morality? Answer: Two.

Yesterday, two children who go by the strange and possibly made up names of Yaron Brook and Onkar Ghate spent their whole summer vacation coming up with a one-page article entitled: “Our Moral Code is Out of Date.”  They submitted it to their fourth grade teacher who immediately emailed it to CNN and it was of course summarily published on the CNN website.  By the way, for any of you public high school teachers who would like to use this CNN primer as a short-cut to actually doing your job, you may find the article here:


(Just do me a favor and don’t tell anyone I sent ya.)

Anyway, I, for one, was very interested and excited to learn just how our morality–being around for two thousand years or so–had suddenly gotten out of date and was in need of an extreme makeover.  I mean, since CNN has been a premier (tee-hee) news agency for about two or three decades, you would have thought they might have jumped on this story earlier.

Anyway, if I understand what these two kids are saying, our morality is out of date because Christianity (there ya go, blame those damn Christians again!) screwed up.  By failing to predict the advent of the industrial revolution and the benevolent greed of the robber barons and their modern-day P.C. equivalent (e.g. Bill Gates), the Bible and other similar undisclosed texts have basically become obsolete, and hence let us down. Until, in the words of the authors, “science, freedom and the pursuit of personal profit” are embraced, our morals cannot truly be caught up with the morality of September, 2010. Now, what the shifting standards of moral relativism will be like in October, 2010 is anyone’s guess, so I suppose we’ll just have to wait for CNN to find two more smart fourth graders to explain it to us.

Oh, by the way, there is just one little thing in the article written by these kids that should be pointed out: They assume that “giving money away to strangers” is not a morally significant act inasmuch as morality is only about pursuing one’s own happiness.  Assuming, for the moment, that their definition of individual morality  is the correct one, since when does the personal decision to give one’s own money away fail to meet the definition of the pursuit of happiness?

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7 Responses to “Riddle: How Many CNN Reporters Does It Take to Write a One-Page Article On Morality? Answer: Two.”

  1. Marianne Lordi Says:

    The funniest part about the article on morality is that it sparked an avalache of comments about nothing moral. I didn’t understand the point even one of them was making. People consider morality to be a personal choice having nothing to do with right or wrong. It has now been relegated to a just a dirty word swept under the carpet of modern day politics.

    • culturecrusader Says:

      Well, they seem to be arguing for a species of moral relativism which is a view that morals are not based on any sense of objective right and wrong but rather depend on the times, the place, an individual’s circumstances, etc. In other words, the Ten Commandments were written in erasable ink rather than by the Hand of God.
      For liberals of all stripes, morality is a dirty word because it requires individual responsibility and imposes culpability for bad behavior. On the other hand, if everything is morally relative then excuses for bad behavior are readily available.

  2. Marianne Lordi Says:

    Well said, cc, which is exactly why this country is headed for destruction!

  3. culturecrusader Says:

    Yep. Thanks Marianne!

  4. Marianne Lordi Says:

    CC, I think Caleb Strick is just a spam writer.

  5. HCG Says:

    Hmm. I see exactly what you mean. Hey, do you happen to have an RSS feed? I’m trying to subscribe so I can get updates. Let me know.

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